{"product_id":"the-sarcasm-pen-set","title":"The Sarcasm Pen Set","description":"For the person who communicates primarily in raised eyebrows, deeply loaded sighs, and technically-true statements delivered with a particular kind of smile. The Sarcasm Pen Set is five pens for the wittiest person in the room — and they are very aware that they are the wittiest person in the room.\n\nEach pen features phrases that are technically perfectly polite:\n\nSARCASM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE\nI'M JUST A BRIGHT WAY OF SARCASM\nSARCASM IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY GREAT PERSONALITY TRAITS\nI WISH SARCASM WAS AVAILABLE AS A FONT\nSARCASM IS THE BRAINS DEFENSE AGAINST STUPID PEOPLE\n\nPerfect for note-taking with attitude, gift-giving to fellow sarcasm enthusiasts, or simply making a statement every time you put pen to paper.","brand":"House of Whimsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53183232803040,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/1440\/6880\/files\/Sarcasm.webp?v=1782184488","url":"https:\/\/shophouseofwhimsy.com\/products\/the-sarcasm-pen-set","provider":"House of Whimsy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}